friend: Korean boys are ugly
me: get out of my house
Kai: I have to wear a shirt again lol
Taeyang: what's a shirt
2PM: I have no idea, I think it's like pants for your chest
B2ST: what are you even talking about
Siwon: lol

(Source: awesomedayy)

people: kpop is so gay
me: I KNOW RIGHT ISNT IT GREAT
hey i just met you
and this is crazy
but you broke our vase and owe us ¥8000000
so become a host maybe
Asian Language Writing SystemsThis is Korean: 안녕하세요
This is Chinese: 你好
This is Thai: สวัสดีครับ
This is Japanese: こんにちは
This is also Japanese: グッドモーニング
And this is also Japanese: 猛烈宇宙交響曲
Japanese is a whore of a language.

(Source: soratane)

Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*
Normal girls: Omg let's go get drunk and party
Me: Omg let's talk about fictional characters